is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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