I'm lost and stupid without you.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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