He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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