we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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