I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
