It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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