it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I stole a fireplace last night.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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