it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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