please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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