I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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