Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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