On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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