He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i came on her dog
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
did you just send me my own nude
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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