Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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