I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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