I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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