Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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