Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Watching her eat just hurts me
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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