6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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