Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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