wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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