I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
