no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Randomize
