Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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