she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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