So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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