playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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