Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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