She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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