suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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