your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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