Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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