Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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