dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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