hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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