There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Even my vagina gasped.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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