Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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