Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
