yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Randomize
