my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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