he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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