found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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