that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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