My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Quick, to the slutcave!
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
dude. I can hear the air.
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