I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
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