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Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
You smell like stripper and shame
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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