the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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