I just saw a hot homeless man
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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