Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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