i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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