Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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