They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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