I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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