I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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